Kathleen: Let's pretend this is magic fruit that does magical things. What would it do, Mommy, if it were magical fruit?
Me: (pause) It would make everyone happy and obedient and they would do everything the first time with me having to ask them again.
Kathleen: Sophia, what would the fruit do, if it were magical fruit?
There's nobody like a mom to ruin Let's Pretend.