While in the shower this morning
Sophia: hmmememm warrrrinnngnsnn
Me: (finally giving up on pretending I can't hear her) Sophia, I'm in the shower and can't hear you; open the door and tell me what you're saying.
Sophia: (opening the door) Mom, are you in the shower?
Me: (stating the obvious) Yes.
Sophia: I need to use the bathroom.
Me: Can you use your bathroom?
Sophia: Oh, okay! (happily runs off to use her bathroom)