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Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Why Azerbaijan is Cooler than Disney World

In the last month we've not only been able to host my parents, but also my aunt and her husband.  While hosting them, we've been able to see some interesting places and do some fun things.

I'm not a big fan of Disney World, and my children were very disappointed to hear that they will have to wait until they're grown up to fund their own trip to the Magical Kingdom.  But after some of the things we've done, they're starting to see why perhaps some of the most fun things might not just be in Disney World (or Land or Euro or any of those other places).

Because in Azerbaijan you can:

Have dragons in your neighborhood

Run around the fountains and nobody stops you

See sheep as close as you like

Go to a real castle on top of a mountain

And go to another castle on top of another mountain

Throw rocks into rivers

Throw babies into mud volcanoes

And rocks into mud volcanoes

And throw rocks into rivers

Get as close as you like to a really big flame

And throw rocks into rivers

Ride a donkey all by yourself (no guide necessary)
Through a landscape like this.

See kids?  Azerbaijan really is better than Disney World!


UnkaDave said...

I agree. Been there, done that. Azerbaijan wins.

PaulaJean said...

Hey, I give Azerbaijan 5 stars!